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In Humans body teeth is the most important and first
impression part of body which impact on second person sometime good and
sometime bad because of smiles and laughter, the most important way of laugher
is jokes and when you listen or read any jokes your impression will be shown by
your teeth and if the jokes is teeth jokes so it will make you more laugh and
smiley.
Teeth jokes are related to your teeth and dentists and both
are daily part of life that’s why thy make you more happy and laughter. Also
teeth jokes are belong to your whole mouth, your smile, your way of laughter
and your lips which make more laughing and funny to you.
So here are some most laughable teeth jokes which make you
happy and relax your mind.
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.
"What
lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are
they
real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager
declared, "you
can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?"
"Gladly,"
Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell
real pearls
with false teeth.” :D
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.
"What
lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are
they
real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager
declared, "you
can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?"
"Gladly,"
Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell
real pearls
with false teeth.” :D
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
to the
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
undertaker."
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
to the
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
undertaker."
What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and
pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards
and pick up my teeth.
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his
engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly
realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him
he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his
pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said. The speaker
tried them. “Too loose,” he said. The man then said, “I have another pair – try
these.” The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.” The man was not
taken back at all. He then said, “I have one more pair. Try them.” The speaker
said, “They fit perfectly.”With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After
the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had
helped him. “I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office?
I’ve been looking for a good dentist.” The man replied, “I m not a dentist. I m
an undertaker.”
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Josh: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Scott: Beats me.
Josh: To get his teeth crowned!
Scott: Beats me.
Josh: To get his teeth crowned!
Wes: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Wes: Dishes.
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
James: Who’s there?
Wes: Dishes.
James: Dishes, who?
Wes: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
Bob: How did the dentist become a brain
surgeon?
Fred: I don’t know. How?
Bob: His drill slipped.
Fred: I don’t know. How?
Bob: His drill slipped.
Patient: What did you do before you became a
dentist?
Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist
examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you
a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate
needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the
gas."
The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick
for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of
water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the
pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give
you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"
Above are some most of the
Greatest Teeth jokes ever read with fully attention and feel them you won’t
able to stop your laughter because these teeth jokes are fully with happiness
and fun and these are based on reality with patients and dentists.
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